You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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