Its about making memories worth repressing
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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