your room smells of hookers.
And success
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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