Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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