just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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