Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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