Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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