How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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