He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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