I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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