We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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