I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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