im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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