Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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