We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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