You're completely useless in the revolution.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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