Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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