I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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