Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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