Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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