dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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