5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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