Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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