The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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