Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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