so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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