The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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