The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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