You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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