how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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