Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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