So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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