Dual....:-)
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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