belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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