Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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