Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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