Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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