i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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