Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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