i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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