They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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