its not stalking. its research.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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