You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
i believe in u and ur pee
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