is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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