It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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