There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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