That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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