hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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