i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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