Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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