i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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