It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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