Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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