That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Come on in and take your pants off
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