THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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